Funny Obituaries

Marcianne Kuethen

Updated July 3, 2024

This has absolutely nothing to do with the serious business of recruiting, job searches, interviews, or resumes–but it will make you laugh. Jeff Wysaski has written several amusing obituaries, not about people but about objects! For example:

House plant passed away last night. While cause of death is still unknown, dry leaves and cracked soil indicate underwatering. Because owner neglect may have contributed to the death, police are investigating the matter as a potential case of plant-slaughter. If you have any info related to the death, please contact authorities.

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Marcianne Kuethen

Marcianne Kuethen is a Senior Writer at Amtec, where she has written over 700 blog posts in the past 18 years. Her family has led the company across three generations, from her father who founded Amtec in 1959 to her son Barrett who serves as President and CEO today. Outside of writing, she makes art, music, and gardens.